Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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