Sponge bath it is.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish I only lived at night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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