I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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