But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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