i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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