is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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