No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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