I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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