I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've blown a few things in my day
the day after is always just damage control
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
