I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
