I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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