"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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