Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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