My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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