do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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