she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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