you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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