She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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