apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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