I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize