It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
im six kinds of drunk right now
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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