those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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