If i could tip my vagina, i would.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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