If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Farmville is her only friend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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