Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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