if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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