WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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