I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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