I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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