Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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