Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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