His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you still have your period?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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