i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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