Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This is not my ceiling
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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