the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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