Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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