Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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