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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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