oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
