You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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