Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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