Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
