No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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