She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
