If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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