He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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