what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm bleeding and have questions
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