Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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