so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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