yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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