and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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