Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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