big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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