your room smells of hookers.
And success
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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