I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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