honey bunches of taint.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Enjoy the penises
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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