some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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