How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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